With a Pretzel

I used to work at a pretzel place.

Some customers were a big disgrace,

They were honestly dreadful.

I wanted to beat them with a pretzel

Salted? Almond? Jalapeno?

I would decide in el momento

Jalapeno would probably be the best,

Because most preferred the rest

I wish I could give them more than just attitude,

Because they can be very rude.

Unfortunately, most will not feel threatened,

When a pretzel is used as a weapon.