If He Hurts You

If he hurts you, let me know

I have a set of kitchen knives

And I am slightly mentally unstable

That boy doesn't stand a chance

I will find a shotgun

Stab and shoot him multiple times

Just to send the message,

That no one hurts my friends

We will bury him under some concrete

So that no one will ever find him

But, If I get caught

I will be smiling in my mugshot

I know murder is against the law

But, I am sure people will understand

So, if he hurts you,

He will be gone.