Welcome to retail
This is your one chance to bail.
I’m warning you
Everything I am about to say is true
Some customers are nice but many are annoying
Especially right before closing
Many do not follow instructions
And some just completely suck
When they ask “how are you?”
Just say you’re fine
But it will not be true
Because you’ll actually want to cry
No we do not sell alcohol
We do not sell drugs
If they ask again
Just imagine shoving a broom up their butt
At least the kids are cute
And sometimes people bring dogs too
Not all customers are rude
There are nice ones and they can be plentitude.
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