Hypocrisy

You say that Gay people are ruining the sanctity of Marriage

Yet you have been married four times,

Each divorce caused by an affair.

I smell hypocrisy.

You are all for an abortion ban 

Unless, it's for your mistress, then it's okay

You are against government spending,

Except for defense contractors,

But not on the American people

I can taste the hypocrisy.

Banks can be forgiven

But student loans are unforgivable 

The press is "the enemy of the people"

Unless they are saying good things about conservatives

Everyone is responsible for their own actions

Unless, they have the letter "R" by their name

The hypocrisy is so potent,

That I can see it from far away