1. My dad left bread on the toilet seat
2. My dad did not notice 28 bottles of squeeze butter in the car and also did not remember where they came from
3. Dad often staples his pants together
4. My Dad would often get lost in stores but would eventually find his way back
5. Wore his shirt inside out to work and did not notice
6. One time, Aly (my sister) woke up mom at two o'clock in the morning to tell her that "a nose is like a window and an elephant is like a teapot" and then went back to sleep
7. Aly used to sleep in cardboard boxes
8. Aly ate my homework, twice
9. Aly tried to hatch "dinosaur eggs" in her bed but, she said she could not because she needed "the power of the rooster" in order for them to hatch
10. My sister would plop on the floor criss-cross applesauce, if there was nowhere to sit
11. Mom once accidentally called hardcore pawn, "hardcore p*rn"
12. Mom buys Christmas presents throughout the year
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